Today is Cow Appreciation Day and if you wear a cow costume to Chick-fil-A, they’ll give you a free chicken sandwich. Which reminded me of a brief story:
A few years ago, my brother Anton had really wanted to participate in Chick-fil-A’s Cow Appreciation Day but didn’t have a cow costume so he went as a gorilla.
The staff got such a kick out of it (since no one had ever shown up in a gorilla suit) that they took pictures with him and gave him that free sandwich. The End.